Friday, December 26, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Mixed feelings
My life has expended.
In a normal day,
I work. I watch porn. I masturbate. I sleep. I work.
Suddenly,
I realised that is my life unhealthy.
Knowing that life is lonely because of not having another life partner
makes me rethink
My career.
My Job.
And what I am going to accomplish in another 5 years
Before I am old
My company is having a big restructuring.
Many of our staff resigned.
For me,
Because I am commitee to my new house.Car.Loans.
I am tie to the knot.
Friends started to ask me to join AMWAY as a side income.
People invited me to attend financial seminars.
Insurans seminars. Investment seminars.
While the others live life as they imagine it to be.
watching movies, Happy go lucky...
At times I wonder what is happening
I wonder
My brother was in AMWAY before.
No doubt he earns a bit,
But he spends also a bit there... $$$
And the inner self of mines that worked in an MLM company marketing before
tells me that...
It is about
Margins..
Profit margin.
Marketing .
As the economy grows bad to worse.
Apart of Health care system that won't be affected so much.
The second to florish in this season will be on MLM..
WHO DON'T WANT TO GET RICH?
But again.
The reason of flourishing MLM is
People don't want to be lonely.
And definitely there is something call HOPE that makes people look forward to their lives
Each and every day.
'My upline will not lie to me -- because if I succeed, he succeed even more...' ( a friend )
'Earn as much as ... and even you are dead, your money is rolling in..' (Security)
'Starting a business requires a lot of money, start small'...
'Be professional, even a garbage man can become CROWN!!!'
'He quits he GM post in the company just to be FULL TIME in AMWAY!!'
no doubt that MLM have its own attractive sides,
I can only ask a question to myself,
Is this what I want?
*P/S Sorry to those that really into MLM company. It is just merely my feeling for now..
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In a normal day,
I work. I watch porn. I masturbate. I sleep. I work.
Suddenly,
I realised that is my life unhealthy.
Knowing that life is lonely because of not having another life partner
makes me rethink
My career.
My Job.
And what I am going to accomplish in another 5 years
Before I am old
My company is having a big restructuring.
Many of our staff resigned.
For me,
Because I am commitee to my new house.Car.Loans.
I am tie to the knot.
Friends started to ask me to join AMWAY as a side income.
People invited me to attend financial seminars.
Insurans seminars. Investment seminars.
While the others live life as they imagine it to be.
watching movies, Happy go lucky...
At times I wonder what is happening
I wonder
My brother was in AMWAY before.
No doubt he earns a bit,
But he spends also a bit there... $$$
And the inner self of mines that worked in an MLM company marketing before
tells me that...
It is about
Margins..
Profit margin.
Marketing .
As the economy grows bad to worse.
Apart of Health care system that won't be affected so much.
The second to florish in this season will be on MLM..
WHO DON'T WANT TO GET RICH?
But again.
The reason of flourishing MLM is
People don't want to be lonely.
And definitely there is something call HOPE that makes people look forward to their lives
Each and every day.
'My upline will not lie to me -- because if I succeed, he succeed even more...' ( a friend )
'Earn as much as ... and even you are dead, your money is rolling in..' (Security)
'Starting a business requires a lot of money, start small'...
'Be professional, even a garbage man can become CROWN!!!'
'He quits he GM post in the company just to be FULL TIME in AMWAY!!'
no doubt that MLM have its own attractive sides,
I can only ask a question to myself,
Is this what I want?
*P/S Sorry to those that really into MLM company. It is just merely my feeling for now..
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
EPF 8%
假设 薪水RM4000，
- 选择 EPF 11%也就是RM440，taxable income 是RM3560，所以tax RM77
- 选择 EPF 8%也就是RM320， taxable income 是RM3680，所以tax RM109
有没有这样的可能？
- 选择 EPF 11%也就是RM440，taxable income 是RM3560，所以tax RM77
- 选择 EPF 8%也就是RM320， taxable income 是RM3680，所以tax RM109
有没有这样的可能？
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
习惯
习惯，是个恐怖的东西。
它可以是美丽的。
看你如何对待。
我习惯了。。
很多东西。
我习惯了。
每天早晚看porn..
我习惯了。
每天早晚看新闻。。。
我习惯了。
每个星期游泳一次。。。
我习惯了。
每天。。。。。。。
今天，
我改变了一些小东西。
但是，
习惯来了，
它弄得我好累。
什么是累？
为什么？
我只可以说，
是懒惰，
是偷懒。
不是，
是习惯。
经济风暴来了，
我也要加油了。
加油。
小旋转是可以的。
虽然不能把自己变的帅，
但是，
把自己弄得充实，
我觉得更加值得。
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它可以是美丽的。
看你如何对待。
我习惯了。。
很多东西。
我习惯了。
每天早晚看porn..
我习惯了。
每天早晚看新闻。。。
我习惯了。
每个星期游泳一次。。。
我习惯了。
每天。。。。。。。
今天，
我改变了一些小东西。
但是，
习惯来了，
它弄得我好累。
什么是累？
为什么？
我只可以说，
是懒惰，
是偷懒。
不是，
是习惯。
经济风暴来了，
我也要加油了。
加油。
小旋转是可以的。
虽然不能把自己变的帅，
但是，
把自己弄得充实，
我觉得更加值得。
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife : "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
******
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
******
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
*****
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
*****
* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "* WASH BASIN* "
*****
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu : "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
*****
*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him...
and so he did it!
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife : "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
******
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
******
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
*****
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
*****
* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "* WASH BASIN* "
*****
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu : "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
*****
*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him...
and so he did it!
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