Friday, September 18, 2009

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

http://chdza2008.blog.163.com/blog/static/800716642009046564945/
旅遊了 28 國才知道的

1.到了中國,才知道只生一個孩子好。
2.到了臺灣,才知道罵祖宗還可以面帶微笑。
3.到了香港,才知道明星都戴著口罩。
4.到了日本,才知道死不認帳的人有時候還會很有禮貌。
5.到了韓國,才知道亞洲足球使上帝都差點瘋掉。
6.到了泰國,才知道看見漂亮妹妹先別慌著擁抱。
7.到了新加坡,才知道為什麼四面都是水,還向別人要。
8.到了印度,才知道多貴重的人都得給牛讓道。
9.到了印尼,才知道為什麼華人夜裏睡不著覺。
10.到了阿拉伯,才知道做男人是多麼的驕傲。
11.到了法國,才知道被人調戲還會很有情調。
12.到了西班牙,才知道被牛拱到天上還可以哈哈大笑。
13.到了南斯拉夫,才知道為什麼有人不願回到祖國的懷抱。
14.到了奧地利,才知道是個乞丐都能彈上一支小調。
15.到了瑞士,才知道開個銀行帳戶沒有十萬會被人恥笑。
16.到了丹麥,才知道寫個童話其實可以不打草稿。
17.到了義大利,才知道天天吃比薩臉上都可以不長膿包。
18.到了希臘,才知道迷人的地方其實都是破廟。
19.到了梵蒂岡,才知道在其境內任何地方開槍都可以打著羅馬的鳥。
20.到了美國,才知道不管是誰,亂嚷嚷都會中炮。
21.到了加拿大,才知道面積比中國還大的地方,人比北京還少。
22.到了巴拿馬,才知道一條河也代表了主權的重要。
23.到了巴西,才知道衣服穿得很少也用不著害臊。
24.到了智利,才知道火車在境內拐個彎也很難辦到。
25...到了阿根廷,才知道不懂足球會讓人暈倒。
26.到了南非,才知道隨時會被愛滋吻到。
27.到了撒哈拉,才知道節約用水的重要。
28.走遍非洲,才知道人吃人有時候也是一種需要...。
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到了马来西亚,才知道牵手也会接传票!

Friday, December 26, 2008

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Mixed feelings

My life has expended.
In a normal day,
I work. I watch porn. I masturbate. I sleep. I work.
Suddenly,
I realised that is my life unhealthy.
Knowing that life is lonely because of not having another life partner
makes me rethink
My career.
My Job.
And what I am going to accomplish in another 5 years

Before I am old


My company is having a big restructuring.
Many of our staff resigned.
For me,
Because I am commitee to my new house.Car.Loans.
I am tie to the knot.

Friends started to ask me to join AMWAY as a side income.
People invited me to attend financial seminars.
Insurans seminars. Investment seminars.
While the others live life as they imagine it to be.
watching movies, Happy go lucky...

At times I wonder what is happening
I wonder

My brother was in AMWAY before.
No doubt he earns a bit,
But he spends also a bit there... $$$

And the inner self of mines that worked in an MLM company marketing before
tells me that...
It is about
Margins..
Profit margin.
Marketing .

As the economy grows bad to worse.
Apart of Health care system that won't be affected so much.
The second to florish in this season will be on MLM..

WHO DON'T WANT TO GET RICH?

But again.
The reason of flourishing MLM is
People don't want to be lonely.
And definitely there is something call HOPE that makes people look forward to their lives
Each and every day.
'My upline will not lie to me -- because if I succeed, he succeed even more...' ( a friend )
'Earn as much as ... and even you are dead, your money is rolling in..' (Security)
'Starting a business requires a lot of money, start small'...
'Be professional, even a garbage man can become CROWN!!!'
'He quits he GM post in the company just to be FULL TIME in AMWAY!!'

no doubt that MLM have its own attractive sides,
I can only ask a question to myself,
Is this what I want?

*P/S Sorry to those that really into MLM company. It is just merely my feeling for now..
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Thursday, November 20, 2008

EPF 8%

假设 薪水RM4000,

- 选择 EPF 11%也就是RM440,taxable income 是RM3560,所以tax RM77
- 选择 EPF 8%也就是RM320, taxable income 是RM3680,所以tax RM109

有没有这样的可能?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

习惯

习惯,是个恐怖的东西。
它可以是美丽的。
看你如何对待。

我习惯了。。
很多东西。

我习惯了。
每天早晚看porn..

我习惯了。
每天早晚看新闻。。。

我习惯了。
每个星期游泳一次。。。

我习惯了。
每天。。。。。。。

今天,
我改变了一些小东西。

但是,
习惯来了,
它弄得我好累。

什么是累?
为什么?
我只可以说,

是懒惰,
是偷懒。

不是,

是习惯。

经济风暴来了,
我也要加油了。

加油。
小旋转是可以的。
虽然不能把自己变的帅,
但是,
把自己弄得充实,
我觉得更加值得。
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