Sunday, September 28, 2008

老年与中年与少年

今天,
一位47岁的男人,
问了我。。。

‘我们很有缘分的xxxxxxxxxxxxxx’

我不知道为什么我会跟他交谈,
是不是他很像我爸爸?

我心想,
31岁与47岁的。。

噢。。。。他真的可以做我的爸爸了。

其实,
不知道自己是什么的,
好像近来比较有缘分与比我年老的

他们都对我有少许的好感。

我感觉
是不是最近很‘heng' 这个combination.

但是,
我没有答应他任何东西。

做个普通朋友还可以。
超友谊。

sorry..
我喜欢ed....

我想起他今天在游泳池对我招手。。

他喊:

‘记得!!

我晚上都有空喝茶。
我自己一个人住。
没有问题的。

-------’

又想起他几次要偷偷拍我照片的样子,
感觉超夸张。
我又不是好看,
你又是第一次认识我,
干嘛要拍?

他说,当我打电话的时候,
他才知道我是谁。。

虽然我不会与他们有任何超友谊关系,
但是,
身为一个人,尊重别人的人。
我不可能说,

‘下次别见面了,我不想被你fxxk,
我也好像没有可能再联络你,
因为我们真的没有话题。’

所以,拍我的照片根本不成立,
好彩他几次偷拍都被我阻止。

但是,我还认为除了做人家的性伴侣,
世界上是有
普通交流的朋友。

而我,
很珍惜每一个那么普通的朋友。
因为我们都不是完美的人。

我希望可以和他做普通朋友,
如果他想到其他的,
sorry..
他好像发梦了,
不是他不好,

感情是要说feel的。

我突然间感觉,
原来ED... 也就是这样,

不是我不好,
只是我们没有feel...

我。。。。

Monday, September 15, 2008

New disease

Bedtime story might be facing these patients.. As well as little dove..


The Malaysian Ministry of Health is now asking the public to be on the lookout for symptoms of the following new contagious diseases.

ASSMA
Severe rashes around the mouth caused by kissing too much ass. The number-one disease in Malaysia amongst civil service

DIAL-ARRHOEA
Uncontrollable urge to continually dial friends on mobile phone to share with them such important information as 'I'm now on the monorail'or 'I'm walking towards the car.' Victims can be recognized by large, twitching thumb.

MEESLES
Blotchy skin condition caused by eating too many packets of instant noodles

MULTIPLE SPOUSOSIS
Affliction whereby victims make frequent trips to Vietnam , Thailand , Indonesia , and China to take on
additional brides. Middle-aged men are at significant risk.

YELLOW FEVER
Compulsion to date Asian females. Very common affliction amongst foreign celebrities and caucasian expatriates working in Malaysia . Also known as Pinkerton's Disease.

EKOR-TOTONUS
Flushed complexion, high blood pressure and sometimes depression at finding out one has not won any gaming numbers and lotteries.

HEAVYTITIS
Excessively large breasts. This disease comes in several variant strains…….. Heavytitis C; Heavytitis D;
Heavytitis DD, and sometimes Heavytitis F...or even G.

CYBERTENSION
Feelings of stress and panic caused by lack of internet access..

DYEBETES
A compulsive need to colour one's hair. Reddish brown tints are the most common symptom, but health
authorities have reported a new strain of blond highlights.

CHICKEN TOX
Victims exhibit a great need to tokkok. Highly contagious. Spread by ordinary conversation, and may be exacerbated by good food and alcohol. Politicians and lawyers are especially susceptible. Incurable.

ITCHINIA
The urge in some men after reaching 40 to go for young chicks. This disease spreads fast among those with money and position and cuts across both government and business people. Beware of those who take trips out under the pretext of duty or business. This is a dangerous symptom that the disease may already have taken hold.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

心碎 - 张惠妹

城市一片漆黑
谁都不能看见谁
除非紧紧依偎
我让自己喝醉
没有你我就不能入睡
整夜又整夜的徘徊
我说过我绝对不会后悔
寂寞是被原谅的罪

爱情怎么让每个人都心碎
怎么去安慰
爱情怎么让每个人都流泪
城市一片漆黑
谁都不能看见谁
除非紧紧依偎
我让自己喝醉
没有你我就不能入睡
整夜又整夜的徘徊
我说过我绝对不会后悔
寂寞是被原谅的罪

爱情怎么让每个人都心碎
怎么去安慰
爱情怎么让每个人都流泪
你的泪烫伤我的脸
那一次我尝到伤悲
我说过我绝对不会后悔
寂寞是被原谅的罪

爱情怎么让每个人都心碎
怎么去安慰
爱情怎么让每个人都流泪
你的泪烫伤我的脸
从此就再也说不出
我爱谁

Friday, September 5, 2008

Quote of the DAY

Whoever wants to reach a distant goal must take small steps