* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife : "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
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*MUTHU & TOURIST*

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."
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*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
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*MUTHU & DRIVER*

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
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* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "* WASH BASIN* "
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*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*

Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu : "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
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*Oh... Lest I forget ............. the funniest...*

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him...
and so he did it!

* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*


The Manager asked Muthu at an interview...."Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied : "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

Mother : David, come here.

David : Yes, mum?

Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Teacher : "Where were u born?"
Student : " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher : "Which part?"
Student : "All of me, Sir."

Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."

Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son : That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.


Daughter : It's mummy!
Father :How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.

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Is this what Sodomy is all about?

Take Time to work,

It is the price of success.

Take Time to think,

It is the source of power.

Take Time to Play,

It is the secret of popetual youth

Take Time to Read,

It is the foundation of wisdom.

Take Time to be friendly,

It is the road to happiness.

Take Time to dream,

It is hitching your wagon to a star.

Take Time to love and be loved,

It is the priviledge of redeemed.

Take Time to look around,

It is too short a day to be selfish.

Take Time to laugh,

It is the music of the soul.

Take Time for God,

It is life's only lasting investment.

Take Time for Emotioneel,

It is friendship that makes him alive so far.

Sushi King

Do you know that Sushi King had been existing in Malaysia since 1995?

They started a style called Kaiten-Sushi, also known as “conveyor belt” sushi, contemporary eating style , 'conveyor belt'....

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However, it loses the 'Japanese' taste..

As the cooks from Bangladesh...

(personal comment)..

If you want to avoid buying China imported food…

you will need to know how to read the bar code on the products to see where they are actually coming from…

If the bar code starts from :

690 or 691 or 692

they are from China

If the bar code starts from :

471

they are from Taiwan

Please be aware that the Melamine case is expanding, not only some of the mike contains Melamine, even some candy and chocolate are no good to eat now…

even melamine is use in ham and hamburgers or some vegetarian food.

Please do beware at this moment for your own health.

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:


Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)